The more I hear about the new muppet movie that’s in development, the more I am worried that I am just a fictional character being manipulated in some god-like author’s meta-universe, a la Sophie’s World. Because, seriously?
Written and starring Jason Segel – comic genius, puppet fetishist and all-around tall drink of water
Directed by James Bobin of Flight of the Conchords
If the movie consists of the muppets bouncing on waterbeds, singing Serge Gainsbourg songs and eating peanut butter from the jar with a spoon while Segel cracks jokes naked, then I’ll know I’m somehow psychically manifesting this whole thing.